Janie Posted:

I said it was sort of a spa! Don’t change the subject. There’s no way you just wanted to play with frogs. You can do that in your yard!

It’s not the same! My brother’s cat hunts every living thing in our yard. And I don’t have access to cool stabby tools. I have to steal my own razors. That’s why I carry so many at once…and why they’re only disposable.

Besides, if I had wanted to do anything I would have. I mean, I had a good 5 minutes or so before Monkey came in. Pleeenty of time to do stuff. But I didn’t do anything except mess up his plant-things. If you don’t believe me why don’t you just ask him yourself?

And how can it be sort of a spa? Isn’t that like being sort of pregnant?