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enire

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I would like to tell everyone that I have already purchased one enjoy from Laguna and found it to be more than satisfactory. The enjoy was customized to my specifications: I was raped in a dark alley, when I least expected it, by Laguna in a FAIL costume. The costume, I might add, was nearly perfect. It was very silky, and I could hardly see the zipper.

God, I came again just remembering it.

And the prices are excellent. One testicle for a basic, customizable enjoy such as that described above. One and a half testicles if you wish to wear a costume provided by the organization (to cover their extra insurance costs). The best part of it is that the testicles need not be yours, as long as they are human testicles.

A+++, will get raped again.

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