MC Banhammer Posted:

It’s a secret SO POWERFUL, that I haven’t even used it myself, as I’m afraid of its awesome power! Lara Croft used this secret (which she’s sworn to never really reveal) and look where it got her! YOU TOO could revel in the feeling of a hard-to-earn E-Peen gained in just three easy steps!

Crotch Zombie is so scared of this trick that they won’t verify it exists. But I’ve used just a small portion of the secret recently and boosted my Flamebate score by 40 points in 1 day!!! And YOU CAN TOO!!!!!

I’ll tell the secret to the FIRST 150 UNIQUE IDS to post here. We have almost 50,000 unique IDs, so that’s less than .5% of the IDs who’ll get it — and the more you, as a player, use, the fewer people will know the secret!

So post soon! This offer is for a limited time only.

DON’T GET LEFT OUT!!!!!! Post today!

you are a total douche

xD