My friend’s birthday is coming up and I get to host it. He’s a special education teacher.

AS A RESULT AND SINCE I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON, I am throwing a themed party. He doesn’t know this yet.

However, the theme is . . . well, special ed.

I’m trying to come up with a good menu, and I would very much appreciate ideas — some folks here have already contributed.

So far, here’s what I have:

drink: fetal alcohol Citron

desserts: pineapple upside-Downs cake and mangoloid pudding

food: Asburgers and chicken seizure salad

I still need other food ideas, dips, etcetera — they should be in the same style as the above examples.

If you post a name for a dish that I choose to make, I’ll send you a BP or two. Log in to see images!