I put my points into maxing defense after the readjustment (which makes defense actually useful) and getting whatever douchebaggery stats I could. Everything else went into luck or upkeep (baby sealskin gets expensive to repair; see below).

Having the Baby Sealskin Overcoat helps a lot too, as you’ll find yourself otherwise eating through your douchebaggery (the upgrades are pitiful) when you spam Insult and Yo Mama (with breaks to heal, fap, and use bad poetry). Plus, it gives you enough defense to tank the nuke forums pretty well, especially if you upgraded your PC and have the male reproductive organShot equipped.