There are so many great parts but I have to say that this one was probably the funniest:
Pickled male reproductive organbum joined.
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Odalisque: OH GOD male reproductive organbumS EVERYWHERE
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Something_Witty: QUICK, WE MUST COMMUNICATE WITH HEADSETS ABOUT THIS DELICATE ISSUE
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Something_Witty: Bugger, already gone.
Odalisque: .....they’re gone….
Overspammer: Hello spammers
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Something_Witty: ahahahaha headset raids ahahahahaha
Pickled male reproductive organbum: ?
Odalisque: Overspammer: remember that time you sent me a TM the said “SPAM” about 30 times?
Odalisque: Something_Witty: AHAHAHA
Pickled male reproductive organbum: it would eliminate people accidentally pwning up to 13, or people who aren’t paying attention
Odalisque: Overspammer: that wasn’t really overspamming now, was it?
Something_Witty: TROLLS, YOU’LL BE TANKING, BRING THEIR EvP TO A PROPER DoQ LEVEL, CAMWHORES, STAND BY TO BUFF GITs, EMOS, YOU’LL BE NEEDED TO PROVIDE THE SDF FOR THE ENTIRE SDFJKGHFLSDGHSDFLG.
Something_Witty: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!111
Pickled male reproductive organbum: clever
Odalisque: Something_Witty: Ha. I would seriously pay to hear some of that.
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nanafabulous personjesus: HEY PD
nanafabulous personjesus: I HEARD YOU WANTED TO USE HEADSETS FOR RAIDS
Odalisque: heh
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Something_Witty: nanafabulous personjesus: AHAHAHAHAHA
Overspammer: lol
iIRZ: i heard that too
Overspammer: lol@
nanafabulous personjesus: AHAHHA OH MY GOODNESS
Something_Witty: TROLLS, YOU’LL BE TANKING, BRING THEIR EvP TO A PROPER DoQ LEVEL, CAMWHORES, STAND BY TO BUFF GITs, EMOS, YOU’LL BE NEEDED TO PROVIDE THE SDF FOR THE ENTIRE SDFJKGHFLSDGHSDFLG
nanafabulous personjesus: PICKLET male reproductive organbum SURE DOESNT HAVE ANY FRIENDS
Something_Witty: OH YAY I HAVE MEDALS
Overspammer: lol&
Something_Witty: THIS WILL MAKE UP FOR MY LACK OF RL SOCIAL SKILLS
Odalisque: I seriously loled, albeit quietly.
Pickled male reproductive organbum: is that the sort of stuff they say on WoW raids? i never played
Overspammer: lol &
nanafabulous personjesus: AHAHHAA SURE YOU HAVENT
nanafabulous personjesus: HEADSETS
Overspammer: i play wow. they dont say that
Something_Witty: THAT RE-RE IS ****ING NIJAING BAN THE NINJA NINJAS ARE fabulous personS GIVE BACK THE TROLL ARMOR YOU ****ING NINJA
nanafabulous personjesus: HEADSETS FOR VANILLA RAIDS
Something_Witty: KK BUT I GET COMPUTER DROPS
Overspammer: lol &
Something_Witty: But seriously though
Something_Witty: Headsets,
Something_Witty: Vanilla raids.
Something_Witty: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pickled male reproductive organbum: you guys can’t even pull it off with irc, maybe headsets would do you some good
Something_Witty: OH NO NANA, HE HAS US THERE
Something_Witty: WHATEVER WILL WE DO WITHOUT PRECIOUS MEDALS
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Dr_Kraid: so i hear domination is serious business
Something_Witty: Dr_Kraid: yeah man, headsets are the in thing now
Dr_Kraid: whoa
Dr_Kraid: that’s p high-tech
Something_Witty: true, i would’ve thought that you could use like IRC or something, but apparently not
Something_Witty: you need to spend money on a free internet game to get useless stats in that free internet game
Dr_Kraid: you just can’t get the perfect coordination on irc that you can with headsets
Dr_Kraid: and for such a delicate job with so many variables you need perfect coordination
Something_Witty: this is true
Dr_Kraid: and you can’t **** up in domination
Dr_Kraid: you just can’t
Something_Witty: besides, you sound so COOL talking fast about trolls, emos and camwhores into a voice program
Dr_Kraid: it would ruin you
Dr_Kraid: no-one would take you serious;y
Dr_Kraid: on the internet
Something_Witty: god man, i would lose my LIFE before I would lose domination
Something_Witty: oh god i can’t keep this up
Something_Witty: HEADSETS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Odalisque: you know who else wanted to use headsets? Biguyinblack.
Dr_Kraid: lol zing
Odalisque: HA.
nanafabulous personjesus: ahahha
Something_Witty: Odalisque: oh man, you mean if I used headsets I could be as cool as BGiB?
nanafabulous personjesus: BIGGUYINBLACK AND PICJLETE DCKBUT SITTING IN A TREE
Something_Witty: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE WAITING FOR TSB?
Odalisque: Something_Witty: probably!
nanafabulous personjesus: TALKING ON HEADSETS I N G
Something_Witty: FIRST COMES DOMINATION, THEN COMES WoW
Odalisque: I TOTALLY HAVE A MIC ON MY HEADPHONES THAT I FORGOT ABOUT
Odalisque: !!!
Something_Witty: THEN COMES BOTH OF THEM DYING COLD AND ALONE, VIRGINITY INTACT
nanafabulous personjesus: OH MY GOD ODAL DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME THIS MAKES TSB?!!?!?
nanafabulous personjesus: ahaha
FoetalBlowjob: HEY GUYS
FoetalBlowjob: I HAVE AN IDEA
FoetalBlowjob: LETS USE HEADSETS FOR DOMINATION
Dr_Kraid: BRILLIANT
Something_Witty: FoetalBlowjob: THAT’S AN AWESOME IDEA
FoetalBlowjob: I KNOW RIGHT
FoetalBlowjob: IT’S NOT FOETAL
FoetalBlowjob: IT’S PANTS RAPING FOETAL’S ACCOUNT
FoetalBlowjob: I’M BANNED FOR ANOTHER WEEK
Dr_Kraid: this will give us the edge we need
FoetalBlowjob: ALSO HAI PICKLED male reproductive organBUT, YOU ****ING LOSER
Something_Witty: FOETAL IS CHANNELING A B& USER
Odalisque: oh god we will be kings and queens of the internet
Something_Witty: THAT’S LIKE GHOST MAGIC, ONLY ON THE INTERNET
Something_Witty: THIS JUST FURTHER bumURES OUR ULTIMATE DOMINATION VICTORY
FoetalBlowjob: SO I FIGURED OUT AN EQUATION FOR DOMINATION
Something_Witty: DO TELL
FoetalBlowjob: W + H – S = WIN
FoetalBlowjob: WEIGHT PLUS HOW MUCH YOU CARE MINUS SOCIAL INTERACTION EQUALS A WINNAR AT DOMINATION
FoetalBlowjob: I’M GUESSING PICKLED PEEFACE IS A HEFTY FELLOW
Something_Witty: WOW
FoetalBlowjob: WITH LITTLE OR NO SOCIAL INTERACTION OTHER THAN ENNTERNETS
FoetalBlowjob: THEREFORE HE AM WINNAR
Dr_Kraid: oh lord
Dr_Kraid: i need to gain some weight
Dr_Kraid: otherwise i will suck at the intertubes
FoetalBlowjob: I’M A SKINNY ****
FoetalBlowjob: THAT’S WHY I FAIL AT ENTERTUBS
nanafabulous personjesus: guys what can i do to not talk to people rl
Something_Witty: I HAVE TO WORK ON ALL 3 OF THOSE, UNFORTUNATELY. BUT IT WILL BE WORTH IT, AS ONE DAY I MIGHT BE AS AWESOME AT DOMINATION AS PICKLED male reproductive organbum
Dr_Kraid: punch them
iIRZ: never go outside
Something_Witty: nanafabulous personjesus: BE PICKLED male reproductive organbum
FoetalBlowjob: IF YOU SIT AT YOUR COMPUTER ALL DAY NANA AND TURN YOUR PHONE OFF AND LOCK YOUR DOOR
FoetalBlowjob: LIKE PICKLED DOES
FoetalBlowjob: YOU CAN MANAGE IT
FoetalBlowjob: JUST MAKE SURE TO TELL PIZZA HUT TO LEAVE THE PIZZA OUT THE DOOR SO THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO TALK TO THE GUY
FoetalBlowjob: OTHERWISE YOU LOSE 10 INTERACTION POINTS
nanafabulous personjesus: oh okay
Something_Witty: Or better yet, get a flap so they can slide it under the door
nanafabulous personjesus: will it help if i move into the basement?
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FoetalBlowjob: GOOD IDEA
Something_Witty: hence saving you the effort of having to exert as much effort
FoetalBlowjob: YEAH NANA
FoetalBlowjob: IT WILL
Something_Witty: hence you can work on the fat part too!
FoetalBlowjob: ALSO, IF YOU MOVE INTO A BASEMENT UNDER YOUR PARENTS HOUSE..
Dr_Kraid: and a little cart on a string under it
FoetalBlowjob: THEY CAN PAY FOR THE PIZZA! PROBLEM SOLVED
nanafabulous personjesus: right now i live in a regular room which hinders my progress with the social interaction with my family
Dr_Kraid: so you can pull it to you
Dr_Kraid: so you don’t have to get up
Dr_Kraid: or
Dr_Kraid: put a motor on the string
Dr_Kraid: so you don’t even have to exercise your arms
Dr_Kraid: also
Dr_Kraid: get scurvy
FoetalBlowjob: SCURVY
FoetalBlowjob: SCURVY
FoetalBlowjob: PD I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
Dr_Kraid: scurvy is a pirate disease and pirates are cool on the internet
FoetalBlowjob: I AM A PIRATE
FoetalBlowjob: bum PIRATE
FoetalBlowjob: LUL
Something_Witty: FoetalBlowjob: I don’t think he will answer, so I will RP him for you so you can ask the question
Overspammer: hi
FoetalBlowjob: OK
Overspammer: hi&
Something_Witty: HURF DE DURF
FoetalBlowjob: HAI PD
Overspammer: hi &
Something_Witty: DOMINATION IS COOL
Odalisque: but make sure you talk to yourself a lot, you have to keep your voice strong so TeamSpeak will pick it up.
Overspammer: hi &
Something_Witty: HAI FOETAL, I’M COOLER THAN YOU BECAUSE I HAVE MORE E-PEEN AND MEDALS
Something_Witty: I’M NOT REALLY A GIRL
Overspammer: lol
FoetalBlowjob: HERE IS MY QUESTION
nanafabulous personjesus: SUMDINWITTY THIS IS AN EERILY ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF PD I AM SCARED
FoetalBlowjob: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT BEING GOOD ON FORUMWARZ WONT HELP YOU OUT WHATSOEVER IN YOUR ****TY LITTLE LIFE?
Overspammer: ’”’”’”’”’”’”’”
Something_Witty: IT’S OK, I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE
Overspammer: maybe
Something_Witty: LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT THE INTERNET
FoetalBlowjob: I THOUGHT SO
Something_Witty: I WILL PLAY FOREVER
Something_Witty: HURF DE DURF
FoetalBlowjob: AT LEAST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET LIKE YOU HUH
FoetalBlowjob: I MEAN WAIT
FoetalBlowjob: THEY DON’T
FoetalBlowjob: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Something_Witty: I LIKE ME
FoetalBlowjob: YOU’RE NOT EVEN ACCEPTED ON THE INTERNET
Something_Witty: YOU ARE MEAN
FoetalBlowjob: THAT’S FAIRLY FAILICIOUS VELVETEEN
Pickled male reproductive organbum: oh wow, are you guys still at it? thats kind of sad.
Something_Witty: BUT I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I HAVE E-PEEN AND MEDALS
Something_Witty: I AM MAKING A LAME ATTEMPT TO COUNTER-TROLL
FoetalBlowjob: SHUT UP male reproductive organbum
FoetalBlowjob: SOMETHING WITTY IS A MUCH BETTER male reproductive organbum
FoetalBlowjob: YOU’RE DEMOTED TO SUB-male reproductive organbum
Something_Witty: PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COUNTER-COUNTER TROLL IT AND MAKE ME LOOK EVEN STUPIDER
Pickled male reproductive organbum: i’ll stay logged into IDC so you can have your fum. catch ya later
Something_Witty: HURF DE DURF
FoetalBlowjob: WHERE YOU GOING?
FoetalBlowjob: TOILET?
FoetalBlowjob: AND DON’T LIE
nanafabulous personjesus: PICKLED male reproductive organbum IS GOING TO ANOTHER WEBSITE
FoetalBlowjob: WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE STAYING LOGGED INTO IDC SO YOU CAN READ WHAT WE’RE SAYING
Something_Witty: NO PD, DON’T DO IT, EXERCISE MAY KILL YOUR WEAKENED PHYSIQUE
FoetalBlowjob: YOU LOVE ATTENTION OK
nanafabulous personjesus: SHE WILL EYE THE TAB WITH IDC AND BE TEMPTED TO CLICK IT
nanafabulous personjesus: TO SEE WHAT THE OTHERS ARE SAYING ABOUT HIM
Something_Witty: PEOPLE ARE SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME
nanafabulous personjesus: BUT HE MUST STAY STRONG
nanafabulous personjesus: HE CANNOT LET THE OTHERS KNOW
Something_Witty: I AM TOUCHING MYSELF TO THIS ATTENTION, AS IT IS THE ONLY ATTENTION I WILL RECEIVE
Overspammer: pd stinks
Something_Witty: I WILL PRETEND TO BE COOLER THAN THESE PEOPLE, SO THAT THEY WILL GIVE ME MORE NEGATIVE ATTENTION, FURTHER INCREASING MY BLOATED EGO AS I SOMEHOW INTERPRET THIS AS A GOOD THING
Something_Witty: HURF DE DURF
nanafabulous personjesus: pd i thught you left