How fortuitous! I’m going to be at this conference at Melbourne University in a couple of weeks. I always get so tense at these damn things, what with the long, cramped flights (first clbum ain’t what it used to be) and the stress of lecturing to my esteemed colleagues from around the world. You look like a boy with young, strong hands…. perhaps you could come to my hotel. I’ll get room service to bring us some nice port. Jetlag won’t be a problem; I’ve got a suitcase full of Cialis. But it’s difficult to bring certain other, um… recreational enhancement products across international boundaries. Do you think you could hook us up with some ecstasy and whippets? Suddenly I’m looking forward to this conference after all!