It depends on the quality of the fine upstanding member of society in question. Some of the better ones taste a lot like chicken, but I think the amount of chicken they consume within their lifetime has an effect upon the flavour, so I’m unsure of what they may taste like if they didn’t eat it so often. Most have an aftertaste of watermelon and/or koolaid about them, too.

If the quality is poor however, they usually taste more like ****. I know my fine upstanding member of societys though, so I’m pretty good at getting a decent one.

You also need to be careful when it comes to the reproductive organs, as they’re most often infested with STDs. The best chance you have of eating a fine upstanding member of society’s male reproductive organ is if you slaughter a child. I find that the best age is around 5-6, because they’re just about a year or so away from any really strenuous sexual activity, so STD levels are low.

Of course, it’s still down to chance really; most fine upstanding member of societys are sexually active from the moment they’re born, so fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organ is a rare delicacy.

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