Hi, yeah, uh, I got a couple of phone calls from Janie’s father and Eirairaianna’s father about their kids being missing and after I convinced them that I didn’t have anything to do with it, they pretty much told me I better help find them or else, which is messed up given that I have done NOTHING but try to keep these people safe, but Jesus, whatever, you know? So I was just wondering if anyone had seen any sign of them overall. I’m kind of worried since Eirairaianna certainly has a knack for getting herself into trouble and Janie, from what I can tell, has lost her natural defense of cynicism and hatred due to medication.

I guess . . . I guess I’m just going to sort of canvbum the neighborhoods around here unless anyone has any suggestions for places to start. Some of my bumociates might help out with this. Please, if anyone’s seen them, let me know — I really have been trying to keep them safe and I’d really like to not have it all end up with vomited popcorn in my car again, so I would prefer it if no one gave Eirairaianna popcorn. Also, if you’ve got any leads on anyone that they could be with, I’d appreciate finding out about that too.