The_Fact_Is Posted:

So you see, it’s really called diet pepsi not because it eventually kills you (that’s diet coke) but because it slowly dyes your skin with a color that only shows up with a special kind of light, making you easier to track.

That’s why you should only drink Captain Soda brand soft drinks. It could save your life and sanity.

^^^ Very true.

For someone who I am convinced makes up the majority of these conspiracies…you have have been surprisingly accurate lately.