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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

So as this is a fun-time happy non-RP forum, I should make a disclaimer that what follows is not targetted at anyone in particular, so much as simply my take on people taking this whole alts issue so seriously.


/*GLOBALS*/
int total_bp;

/*PROTOTYPES*/
void should_i_kill_myself_in_real_life(int kill_yourself_in_real_life);
void give_bp_to_random_better_poster(int bp_to_give);
void buy_new_alt();
void stop_sucking_at_hiding_alts();
void get_banned();
int has_plenty_bp();

void handle_alts(int owner_gives_a_****,int alt_is_very special_waste_of_bp_to_begin_with,int num_****ty_alts_owned) {
  int alt_outed,kill_yourself_in_real_life;

  if (alt_is_very special_waste_of_bp_to_begin_with)
    give_bp_to_random_better_poster(3 * num_****ty_alts_owned);
  if (alt_outed) {
    if (has_plenty_bp() && !owner_gives_a_****) {
      buy_new_alt();
      stop_sucking_at_hiding_alts();
      return;
    }
    if (has_plenty_bp() && owner_gives_a_****) {
      buy_new_alt();
      get_banned();
      give_bp_to_random_better_poster(total_bp);
    }
    get_banned();
    kill_yourself_in_real_life=1;
    should_i_kill_myself(kill_yourself_in_real_life);    
}



e: BBCode > DH0, or how spoiler + code == fail
DOPE-HARDCORE-0 edited this message on 06/14/2008 8:06PM

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