1. Kick everyone once a week and auto-accept to promote user activity.

2. Put in place a position for “Head of all Klans”. This would give this person automatic kicking rights in every klan, and the ability to change the klan’s name at will. This person would also have to be BigMother. I know, it sounds fishy, but pure coincidence.

3. Make AAHZ and his alts unable to leave his klan, and make it possible for everyone to read the forums. We can watch as his numerous personalities, both on the game and in real life, conflict with each other and result in an eventual breakdown and suicide.

4. Make an epeen for the klan with the most letter “a”s in people’s names.