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There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini . There once was a man Robin Hood Who lived in a Knottingham wood He learned how to **** from old Friar Tuck And made Marion whenever he could . There once was a fellow O’Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool! . A pirate, history relates Was scuffling with some of his mates When he slipped on a cutlbum Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates . There once was a plumber from Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea She said Stop your plumbing, There’s somebody coming! Said the plumber still plumbing… It’s me! . On the moors Kelly walked in a daze There she’d bark at the moon and the haze Still her friends weren’t concerned For by now they had learned Once a month she would go through this phase. . A randy marsupial named Reeves Spent some time with the whores ‘tween their knees When they’d asked him for money He’d say “Listen honey A koala eats bushes and leaves.” . Now down in the valley of Shneel Lived a woman who loved to reveal With her curtains well drawn Standing bare as a fawn She’d do this really neat trick with an eel . Now this right old man was a sick ‘un He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin’ He’d chase ‘em around With his trousers pulled down And he’d say “Whatsa matter, you chicken?” . A new farmer’s helper named Kull Accidentally was milking a bull The farmer said, “Boy yer dumb, You done milked the wrong one!” Said the boy, “But me whole bucket’s full.” . Twas a crazy old man called O’Keef Who caused local farmers much grief To their cows he would run Cut their legs off for fun And say “Look, I’ve invented ground beef!” . There once was a man from Madrbum Whose balls were made out of brbum When he’d bang ‘em together They’d play stormy weather And lightning would shoot out of his bum . There once was a man from East Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent To save her some trouble He folded it double And instead of coming…he went . There once was a man from Bonaire Who was doing his wife on the stair When the banister broke He doubled his stroke And finished her off in midair . On a knoll a young maiden named Molly Her innocence lost through young folly His name was Sing Chum And too soon he did great times And all he could say was “I’m solly!” . A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit “Does **** stick to your fur as a habit?” “Of course not,” said the hare, “It’s really quite rare!” So the bear wiped his bum with the rabbit. . There once was a girl named Tristan Whose beer that she ordered was was ****ed in She said “I don’t think,” As she spit out her drink, “On the menu that this one was listed.” . I had me a wench from East Broint Who bade me her skin to anoint The girl had arthritis And so I decided She wouldn’t mind one more stiff joint. emotion_bleeds edited this message on 06/13/2008 5:20PMLog in to see images! |
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