deMonSPaWN Posted:

MORTALS! I HAVE THREE BROWNIE POINTS THAT COULD BE YOURS!

HERE ARE THE OPTIONS:

1)

SIGN OVER YOUR SOUL TO ME FOR A BROWNIE POINT

IF YOU DARE! AND IF YOUR SOUL IS TASTY ENOUGH.

OR

2)

I AM CURRENTLY UH, RESIDING IN SG94’S COMPUTER

I WILL GIVE 2 BPS TO ANYONE WHO DOWNLOADS ME TO A JUMP DRIVE AND PLUNGES IT INTO HER. THEN BACK OUT. THEN IN AGAIN.

LATHER, RINSE, AND REPEAT.

WANT THE BONUS? FOR THE FULL THREE BP YOU MUST ALSO SWIPE SG94’S BIRTH CONTROL PILLS AND REPLACE THEM WITH TIC TACS.

I would volunteer for option one.