Deer Captain Soda

Thank u for generously maeking me personally a very own badge of my own, but I do not like to use a “signature”. I have heard that if u leave your “signature” somewhere, the lawyerz can bust u, and there are many nasty people here, some of them could even practice law.

I haev heard that it is hard to get razers and sleeping pills in prison without a big black man taking them from u because u are his “****”. I feel it would only add to my pain, which is reaching new levels all the tiem.

This is why I cannot use my personal “signature”. I am going to sleep now, but (fingers crossed) I might not wake up again, so goodbai, not good night.