so I was thinking, like, about gay men

this is usually the part where you go like ‘not in that way’ but I guess I kinda was so, yeah, man

but I was thinking, like, ‘holy ****, man, gay men are great for EVERYBODY’ and again I guess in that way but not really you gotta listen to me

okay, so, let’s say there’s four people in a room, two guys, two women.

[b]Situation one

so you’re[/b]oh sorry man bold

so you’re straight and ****, and the guy’s straight, and at least one of the women (both are pretty attractive btw) are straight.

so now you’re gonna have to like, compete and **** for the women because you both want both of them and one might be a lesbian.

[b]situation two

okay so[/b]goddamnit man

okay so now /you’re/ straight, and the guy’s gay, and these two women are totally straight, and it’s a ****ing threeso

**** I’m hungry

brb