Basically the forum would just be called “**** yeah”

and all the attacks for it would basically be people just stating the most awesome things they could think of

your ego would go down like with normal attacks, but only because you know deep in your heart that you’d never be that awesome

instead of attacking normally, you’d get a new attack called “high five” where your character would just post ”@hell yeah @dudes” with a 50% chance of a picture of mammary glands also appearing. this attack would also restore all your ego. if you tried using ego boosting drugs in this forum your ego bar would just keep shapeshifting into various forms

and instead of pwning, you’d fill up a “Maximum Awesomitude” meter. When the meter was filled for a thread, there would be a huge .gif of an explosion and a random sound bite from duke nukem

when you finally beat the whole thing, an image of a unicorn playing a steel guitar with its male reproductive organ while surfing on an ocean of lava would pop up on screen alongside the sound of a guitar solo

the next day instead of getting the normal junk you would receive coupons for various prostitutes. The likelyhood of getting better sex acts would be determined by your charisma, and the likelyhood of getting a diseased one would depend on your luck

anyway i expect this to be implemented soon