‘Clever’ parody? Seeing as I had to wade through this abominable ocean of crap, I can bumure you that, parody or not, there is nothing even remotely intelligent about it. Even if someone wrote it this way on purpose, the fact remains that it was written, so someone, somewhere, is responsible for it. They had better hope that I never get my hands on them, because if I do, someone’s going to be receiving a very angry letter.

Also, expect chapter 8 whenever I get around to it. I’m planning to do up to chapter 10, and then see where it goes from there.