mary misanthrope Posted:

Where does the fluid come from?

A good thing I am here cuz you guys sure don’t know much about Spider-Man.

Peter Parker is super duper smart, and he makes the web fluid himself in a chemistry set, like one I got for Christmas.

But I can never make web fluid. I’m not smart like Peter Parker is.

All I did was burn a hole in the carpet and get a spanking.

One time, I dropped a etch a sketch on the floor and the ink came out, and looked pretty, so I jumped up and down on it…I got a spanking for that too.

Dad just kept yelling something about “You (he said a naughty word) my (he said naughty words) carpet you little retard!”