MC Banhammer Posted:

You know, this would all have been solved a long time ago, and your heart wouldn’t be in a thousand pieces, if you had only listened to my advice when you were first asking about stalking. And it’s not too late! Take my advice now and win your true love back:

mammary glands or GTFO.

I think it’s beyond that. My love has turned his heart to pursuit of comix and therefore is beyond the reach of a woman’s earthly attributes. He dreams only of iron thighs clad in superhero tights and people shooting wads of sticky web from their bodies.

It’s too late.

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