This has been the worst week I have ever had.

Eirairaianna is returned. My car smells like vomit and popcorn. Vomited popcorn. Whatever. I don’t know how it got on the ceiling liner. The dog is returned. Biff is off doing whatever Biff does. Aleks is returned. We don’t have anyone in our custody and frankly, we don’t want any of you in our custody. I have never, ever dealt with a more uncooperative hostage (while being strangely cooperative).

I have paperwork to do and then I am going back to the office and requesting rebumignment. You all are on your own. I’ve been trying to HELP around here, and I’m SORRY if I’m not good at conveying that. You can just see if you like the next person any more than you like me, you hateful, inconsiderate people!