Janie Posted:

P.P.S. Ms. Thunder (if that is your real name). I should tell you that my account here has obviously been hacked, as I have sent no such message to anyone. My dad will be in touch with you to see how much   you want for the inconvenience you’ve suffered. (Don’t worry. My dad is used to finding out how much   people want for any inconvenience I’ve caused.)

We are already mining valuable information, including life data signs, and thus no   will be necessary. Again, though, Ms. Kali will need to get in contact with us regarding the data CDs that were in her trash and her apparent connection to a possible terrorist figure who is seemingly named after a clothing item. We have reason to believe that Ms. Kali may be entangled romantically with this figure.