Kerridwen_Kali Posted:

ophelia’s poetry is not real poetry. it was written by programmers, and everyone knows programmers are soulless math geeks.

think about a time when you were really sad. like for instance when you called someone a fabulous person and they agreed with you.

whoa man

I think you think I’m like

man it’s not about what they think, man, it’s about the /audience/, man, it’s about the cred

it’s about doing what’s /right/ for everyone in the douchebaggiest way possible, man

and that’s okay that you don’t understand that—we’re different, man. I like girls, that’s only half-true for you.

just trying to learn how other people roll, my friend. I wanna be the philosopher troll.