Sean Connery Posted:

Ladies of ForumWarz – I feel a twinge of regret for what I’m about to say, but I fear I must say it anyway. The truth is, I have begun to tire of my long nights at the farm, sleeping with the awkward animal called “Jalapeno Bootyhole’s mother”. So of you fine women, I ask for one (or possibly two, or three) of you to step foward and fill this void. Benefits of this relationship would include:

* Acquaintanceship with the sexiest 77 year old man alive.

* The privilege of sleeping with a man who has been knighted by Queen Elizabeth II

* The duty of providing sandwiches to none other than James. ****ing. Bond.

* Access to my vast wealth, keeping you in the most beautiful, and more importantly, most revealing dresses imaginable.

I eagerly await your replies.

Your thoughts on:

1. Inferior races?

2. Pegging?

3. Dollar Coins?