i swear, i didn’t have anything to do with biff’s murder!

i mean, his disappearance. he’s disappeared, right? that’s why you’re asking janie to come down to the station, yeah?

biff has been missing since that night he slept with janie. she told me. she, um, came over to my house the next morning. i picked her up, that is, at the motel where she and biff consummated their true love bond, and she spent the rest of the morning at my house. while my parents were asleep in their room. don’t bother to ask them anything about it, because they won’t know, because they were asleep.

they voted for mccain. i mean, not while they were asleep, obviously. but during the primary.

so yeah. i don’t know anything about biff.