Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

Dear Mr. Banhammer,

This is precisely why I detest Japs — this and WWII, I mean. And the mbum production of cheap cars to drive American automotive companies out of business.

It’s a sick culture, and I’m only sorry that Mr. Schrute has any contact with it at all. He seems like such a good, young Christian man. I watch that dogreat timesentary show regularly, and I’ve admired his moral rectitude right from the start.

What is going to become of this world once the Japs take over, I don’t know. I hope I’ll be dead before that day arrives.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

dear mrs sherwood,

the japs have been quietly taking over america and eveywhere else, since you yanks decided not to nuke them all. they are incredibly industrious, and are the equal of any race, to inherit the earth, if in fact diligence is a factor. prwepare for blade runner, like the movie…ramen noodles arent all bad

sincerely,

ws