alright, you ****hats

been thinking on this **** for a while now and I’ve come to a few conclusions

it was ****ing 5AM and I’m talking to this person and suddenly out of nowhere they start talking about adult diapers, like, what brands you buy if you’re someone’s diaper**** IRL and how to puncture the front of the diaper so that you can wear a second one and increase your absorbency

and i was gonna be, like, ‘holy **** you’re a fabulous person you ****ing fabulous persongyfabulous person mcfabulous personster’

but then it came to me, like an orgasm from godhimself

i was nice about it, and asked questions.

and what i got was this hilarious ****in—you guys have no ****ing clue, it was the most bafflingly indepth knowledge of diapers i ever ****an saw, man

so today I’m like wait a ****ing second

now, if you’ve ever had a garden, you have some sort of ****ing tree or something, and it’s like ‘holy ****, this tree makes apples if you water it’

so, yeah

so a bunch of ****headed furries and ****, right, we want them to make bigger and bigger fools out of themselves

you gotta /tend/ to them, man, make them feel good about themselves, and make them feel safe talking to you

you will hear things that will at first scare you, ****ing disgust you

but we’re trolls, man, that **** is our ammunition

that is the the **** which we fling at those we hate

you must tend the bat**** crazies, guys, it’s going to lead to ****ing MAXIMUM LULZ