Speaking of very desperate attempts for a little e-peen growth:

Trapped in the cupboard:

Typing in rap: The daddy mack will make you, jump, jump. Uh huh, Uh huh.

I’m bumuming that all the commas are to give the sentence a songy flow and are intended. I’m thinking, though, that “Uh huh, Uh huh” should be “Uh huh, uh huh” because it’s a comma and not a period.

Entering the command eat key after getting said key: Who the **** you think you are, Houdini? ****in’ key-eater.

This should be “Who the **** do you think you, Houdini? ****in’ key-eater.”