BirdofPrey Posted:

not that i dont’ believe you i just need a little more to go on before i abandom flying spagheti monsterism for good

well you begin on a bridge to total freedom. you dont rely on false external deities, only extract the natural universal power that lies within yourself, to better your life. you have to shed falsehoods that have been draped upon you since you were born and become the true spiritual entity that the universe created you to be. scientology is the only way to do this.

factoid: Siddhārtha Gautama practiced what is known today as scientology. his teachings were perverted into what is known today as Buddhism.

my advice is that you find your local chapter of the Church of Scientology and take a stress test, then purchase a copy of dianetics pronto. then you can begin changing yourself and the world around you for the better.