Well, Hobart did not come through during my seance. There’s hope he’s still alive.

Of course, the seance was stopped early. I had to take my brother and his lame friend Margie with me to the woods, because I couldn’t get anyone else on short notice. And my brother is a lame woman's genitals who got scared and ran to tell my parents.

I’m going to try to make a potion to summon Hobart next. Anyone got some gunpowder?