genericangstyposter Posted:

”Let’s still take the gnome with us. We don’t know how… useful he’d be.”

Truth be told, he had a hankering for some midget bum, and if there wasn’t going to be a female for a while… well… he had a way of convincing people. Besides that, the more of them that are there, the more likely Jason wouldn’t get eaten. So, as he always says, and as he says right now, “The more, the merrier.” He grins widely. As he’d already unlocked the door, he swings it open.

“Come on. I’ll scout a bit ahead with the gnome. We’re in some sort of dungeon. That means checking for traps, and sneaking around, and whatnot.” He spits on the ground for good luck.

The moment the door swings open, the gnome looks up at you, eyes wide in horror, and bolts from under your arm all this while screaming his head off. You make a lunge to grab him but he dodges you with the speed that only the truly terrified can manage. You curse softly under your breath. There goes any chance at “sneaking around”, you expect. On the up side, any traps down that corridor would be disabled by his mad rush down the path…

Strangely enough, despite the antiquated feeling of this place, somebody still took the time and effort to lit this expanse of the corridor. Which can only mean that there’s still someone living here. That, or the torches have magically remain lit for the past few months.

Welp, so much for the gnome. Party order, I bumume, is going to be Voaer, Cessana and then Zak up the rear?