BirdofPrey Posted:

on the day you kill yourself and your consciousness is opened to universal truth you will suddenly understand and have one last hearty belly laugh before you are sent to hell for the crime of suicide.

As someone who has repeatedly been told that I don’t “get” TSB, let me try to take another crack at it OK?

I think TSB is like a large group of children standing around on the school playground shoving Hotwheels and GI Joes up the rectums, and telling everyone how cool it is.

And like the quote so often attributed to Adolf Hitler, about how if you tell a really big lie, and tell it often enough people will believe you.

So other kids join up with your group and also start shoving GI Joes and Hotwheels up their rectums.

What those kids don’t realize is that, the original group that started it all is:

A. sercretly laughing at all the newbs who are now telling each other how cool it is to shove Hotwheels and GI Joes up their rectums, and:

B. Secretly geting off, on watching people shove stuff up their bums, because:

C. They REALLY DO enjoy shoving Hotwheels and GI Joes up their rectums.

OK Do I “get” TSB yet?