Well, I couldn’t find any dead rats. But I found this dead bird by the road and left it on EdgE’s door with a note that said “Love, Debbie” (that’s the whore in the sundress).

For some reason, he seemed to know it was me and not her. He left a sign on my locker telling the whole school I’m a “fabulous persongy, whiny little ****”. I think I’ll just sneak into his house while he’s sleeping and shave his head.