This whole business with MySpace Tom/Escher/Sux2BU has thrown me for a loop. First of all, it’s made me see what an amateur I am. Here I’ve been friends with Escher since almost the first day I signed on to FW, and I didn’t know all this **** was going on. I thought at first that she was a chick. Then, when I found out she was actually a guy, I just thought she (he) was really cool. Now all this comes out.

So, yeah, before ET outs me, I’m going to come clean. I’m Trent Reznor. I’m on tour this summer and I wanted to promote myself in a less than overt way.

Evil Trout, I apologize for abusing your game in this manner. I have to say, though, that what started as an opportunistic joke turned into a real pleasure. You have a great thing going with this game and these people, and I hope you have much continued success.

Best wishes,

Trent