Bring it on, BirdofPrey! But what weapons shall we use?

You have Amazing Troll Powers, with which you can cut me down to size verbally, while I flail about helplessly making lame posts like “You Too!” or “tl;dr”. In addition, you have the full force of Team Shortbus behind you, while I have (currently) only the artsy SRSLY who might not even bother to support me unless I develop some sort of “character”. Obviously, within the playing field, you will emerge as victor.

On the other hand, I have Super-powered Moderator Powers, with which I can edit your posts without leaving a trace, making it seem as though your attacks are as lame as mine. Or I could just delete your posts or repeatedly ban you, effectively making you a no-show and winning by default. I control the playing field, and can abuse myself my powers to utterly annihilate you.

I feel we may already be in a Tic-Tac-Toe situation, from which no one can emerge unbored. So see if you can come up with a challenge where we will be fairly matched, and I will eagerly crush you for all to see.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some more people to ban.