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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Bring it on, BirdofPrey! But what weapons shall we use?

You have Amazing Troll Powers, with which you can cut me down to size verbally, while I flail about helplessly making lame posts like “You Too!” or “tl;dr”. In addition, you have the full force of Team Shortbus behind you, while I have (currently) only the artsy SRSLY who might not even bother to support me unless I develop some sort of “character”. Obviously, within the playing field, you will emerge as victor.

On the other hand, I have Super-powered Moderator Powers, with which I can edit your posts without leaving a trace, making it seem as though your attacks are as lame as mine. Or I could just delete your posts or repeatedly ban you, effectively making you a no-show and winning by default. I control the playing field, and can abuse myself my powers to utterly annihilate you.

I feel we may already be in a Tic-Tac-Toe situation, from which no one can emerge unbored. So see if you can come up with a challenge where we will be fairly matched, and I will eagerly crush you for all to see.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some more people to ban.

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