Utter buffoons. Honestly, as though I would dare define upstanding member of societyte myself to this… childish level. You dare mock one such as myself with your concept of “role playing” on a forum like this? Please. The vast majority of you unwashed mouth-breathing simpletons couldn’t even *begin* to fathom the sheer poetry that comes from expressing one’s soul through the act of role play. I long ago gave up hope that any form of artistic talent could spread from this cesspool of a site, and thus ceased attempting to converse with the wastes that inhabit this corner of the internet.

... but, perhaps, I could view this as a lark. Yes. An attempt to finally prove to the world what simplistic and utterly vapid neer-do-wells seek refuge on this site. I would call it a “challenge”, but frankly I believe the act of peeling a banana would pose more of an issue than highlighting the sheer stupidity which infests this damnable game.

So yes. I accept your challenge whole-heartedly. Perhaps for once someone can show these dolts for what they really are.

I’m. In.