Huh, translation:

The Me of Doom Posted:

I meen, we minn should t0t4lly be ellowed to rndmly clect wimman npclc nd rmove there close to fikc tem. LGLZE ARPE!

I mean, we men should totally be allowed to randomly select women nipples and remove their clothes to **** them. LEGALIZE enjoy!

The Me of Doom Posted:

YURLIKE DAPERSONS CILLING DA HUMANZRASE! IFIYEM STRNG ENUF TO FRCEM, I”M DRWNINELY FT NUF T PZZ UNN M’DMA.

You’re like dapersons killing the humanrace! If I am strong enough to force’em, I’m definitely fit enought to ****(?) my dna

The Me of Doom Posted:

URKLLED DAKREEPER< YUSHUDNOBTER DENDOBE BAMMING RPAE!

You killed the creeper< you should ( I have no ****ing idea )

EDIT:

Mathilde Posted:

enjoy is illegal to prevent twats like you from perpetuating your DNA.

enjoy is illegal to prevent twats like you from perpetuating your DNA.