I’m a mean person. I should punish someone for it.

I’m sorry Tom, but safety words are for wusses. It really was a trick question, and that wasn’t very nice of me.

The timing just isn’t right. With your whirlwind life, and my recent . . . you see, I recently ordered a newsletter and apparently I won some bonus gifts, since I also received some erotic videos and ABBA’s Greatest Hits delivered personally by ABBA. At first I thought ABBA was simply making the delivery, but I’ve learned that they are mine to keep and do with as I please. I’m considering setting them up in a human pony stable. They are a bit older than those I usually train, but they are all in quite good shape and very enthusiastic. Benny might be a bit of a problem, but perhaps he will work out as a stable hand. . .

Anyway, there simply isn’t enough time. Perhaps someday, when ABBA is fully trained and you’ve settled down a bit – when the world doesn’t need you so much. For now I’ll just send you a fond *spank* and give you back to your adoring public. Log in to see images!