The_Fact_Is Posted:

I see an evil voodoo rabbit god arising in front of his blasphemous congregation in front of a cloud of oily black smoke. He is clad in the form of the easter bunny in a symbolic attempt to pervert and destroy the meanings of life and rebirth of spring. There’s a cross floating above his head and he’s in a crucified pose, probably another attempt to subvert easter symbolically.

What luck! This is the generic response written on the back of the card. You are the picture of mental health.

Actually, that one bit “There’s a cross floating above his head” had me scratching my head. I consulted a colleague, and he says you may have an inflamed penial gland. You’re either rubbing it too much or not enough.