MySpace Tom Posted:

I know it’s unhealthy and that he’s a bad influence on me, but I just can’t quit Evil Trout. It’s tearing me up so bad, the only way I can express my feelings is in this song that I wrote:

Tom, it’s true. I am Evil Trout. I will do anything if you will edit your post to take this video off our servers forever. Yes, I will even invite you to Toronto — my treat. I will forswear my vows to JB and devote myself to you and to your happiness for all eternity. And I will make you a full member of Crotch Zombie, with all rights and privileges accruing thereto. I promise you this on the souls of all paying members.