enire Posted:

Dear Lucinda: You are indeed a lovely woman and a fine citizen of the internet.

I would love to visit with you in person some day. Perhaps we can have tea? I have a very succulent teabag that I will save especially for you. I’m certain that you will find it delectable. In fact, I have just written your name on my teabag to make sure I don’t forget.

Dear Mr. Enire,

I do love a nice cup of tea. How kind of you to offer. But I’m afraid I prefer loose tea. Would it be all right if I broke your teabags and dumped their contents in boiling water?

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood