Azzedar Posted:

Ok, while I will admit to entertaining the thought of prostrating myself to see a good rack, I need some qualification first.

#1) Height, weight, bra size

#2) Are you a professional or is this a hobby?

#3) Is there even a small chance at a “happy ending”?

#4) Does hearing a man yell, “Yes Mistress, may I have another?” get you wet? How wet? Elaborate.

So yeah, lets talk.

#1) BETTER THAN ANY WOMAN YOU’VE EVER TOUCHED, DIRT EATER

#2) MISTRESS PAYNE DOES NOT DO THIS AS A HOBBY. MISTRESS PAYNE DOES NOT DO THIS AS A JOB. MISTRESS PAYNE SIMPLY IS.

#3) IF YOU PREFORM WELL, YOU MAY BE ALLOWED TO great times ONCE A WEEK OR SO, NOT THAT I THINK AN INFERIOR SPECIMEN LIKE YOU IS UP TO THE TASK OF SATISFYING ME

#4) I GET WET ONLY AT THE SIGHT OF THE FUHRER’S GLORIOUS male reproductive organ. ALL OTHER MEN ARE MERELY STAND INS.