icwutudidthar Posted:

*holds up spork*

My name is katy but you can call me t3h PeNgUIN oF d00m!!!!!!!lol…as u can see im very random!!!!thats why i came here 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^...im 13 years old(im very mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfriend (im bi if u dont like it deal w/ it) its our favorite tv show!!!bcuz its SOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they always say the more the merrier!!!!lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of friends here so give me lots of commentses!!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!<—-me bein random again ^_^ hehe….toodles!!!!! love and waffles,

*~t3h PeNgUIN oF d00m~*

Dear Katy,

I’m sorry, but at the age of 13, you are far too young to be on the internet, especially unsupervised. Where are your parents, young lady? Please tell me what city and state you live in so I can call the appropriate agencies to investigate your apparently deplorable home situation. I know you may not want to, but trust me, it is for your own good. Once you are settled in a good, Christian foster home, you will realize how lucky you were to escape a life of spiritual and emotional poverty.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood