enire Posted:

Dear Lucinda: You are indeed a lovely woman and a fine citizen of the internet.

I would love to visit with you in person some day. Perhaps we can have tea? I have a very succulent teabag that I will save especially for you. I’m certain that you will find it delectable. In fact, I have just written your name on my teabag to make sure I don’t forget.

this is one of the creepiest posts i’ve ever read o.O