My roommate Tiffany and I have shared an apartment for nearly a year and a half now. Usually we have no problems so long as we stay out of each others way. More Recently, however, she has become disturbingly interested in my life, and thinks she knows just whats wrong with me. She says I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough outside socializing. She even had the nerve to stash my laptop. Now I have nowhere to upload my digital photos… I find this increasingly disturbing as I also happen to be the one who pays for our internets. So, Ive decided to take a stand against this injustice. Ive taken away her access to something she holds very dear. Im staging a protest of sorts in our bathroom. I refuse to leave until I get my stuff back. Im calling it a ****-in.

Ive been in here for almost two days now, and Tiff is showing no signs of giving in (though she did pound on the door for a solid hour when I started). She thinks I cant last without any provisions, but little does she know I have prepared to stay here for the long haul. I previously raided the fridge for a weeks worth of junk food, and obviously, I can still get on the net via my PSP and a free ride on our neighbors WiFi. I only hope that she isnt too much of a **** to not feed our poor Giblet during the protest. So, I guess my question is, what would you do if you were in my situation?