@ gigerth, bigguyinblack, VivaCick, TUBSWEETIE: You poor, genetically and intellectually impoverished twats. In your fevered, self-congratulatory stroking of your own egos, you have failed to appreciate the beauty of this sylph who graces you, unabashed, with her gentle charms.

@ SxxySadie and BLIND_GURL: I suspect that you are correct in your inductions that the above-named degenerates are, in fact, aging celibates, languishing in their parents’ basements, and have never have never experienced carnal gratification with a woman. I would wish them an upturn of fortune, but it is evident that they are undeserving of such.

@ Escher: You are not only elegant of shape; you are lovely in countenance and soul. I urge you to have neither truck nor trade with fools who mock and seek to degrade you. Instead, embrace your true friends and defenders, and continue to shine on everyone with your sunlit smile.