The young men in Team Shortbus — I am still not sure what this name means — are basically good boys. Yes, they can get a little rambunctious at times, but that’s what boys are like. I feel like the housemother at a fraternity, with all their pranks and their good-natured ribbing. They’ve made me feel twenty years younger!

I just wish the rest of you children could emulate Jesus. You all seem so angry with my boys. Follow the example of our Lord and Saviour by doing unto others as you would have them do unto you. And remember, “a gentle word turneth away wrath.”

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood