Hello. I don’t know if I’m in the right place, but my home screen tells me that I’ve been invited to join this “klan.” Is this like the KKK? Because I’m opposed to violence, as was our Lord. I think those boys have a right to their opinion, but Jesus never lynched anybody as far as I know, and he certainly never burned a cross on his neighbor’s front lawn.

What does this “klan” of yours do? Is it like the Junior League? I used to be an active member of the Junior League, but that was years and years ago. I help out from time to time at the consignment shop, but that’s just about as much activity as I can manage these days.

As long as I don’t have to burn crosses or organize luncheons, I’d be delighted to join your little group here. I’m sure you’re all very nice people.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood