Jezebel Posted:

i’m bumuming that others, too, have writing clbumes; i’m just trying to get through mine without being sent to the school psychiatrist yet again. still, i can only write what i know. i thought i would share this week’s work with you all here since i felt that i could rely upon my audience truly understanding me.

Dear Miss Jezebel,

Your “writing bumignment” made me sick to my stomach! If that’s what they’re teaching in school these days, it’s no wonder so many people are homeschooling their children. Instead of inflicting pain on yourself, which does no one any good, why don’t you go to your local church and make the Stations of the Cross. Even if you’re not Catholic, reflecting upon the sufferings of Jesus will put your problems in perspective.

I pray that God’s light will shine down upon you.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood