Incredibly stupid idea time.
Each clbum should have a nemesis forum, opposite to their values but inhabited by a boss who mirrors their own clbum.

Camwhores – A forum for “Big and Beautiful” people – Boss is a large and in charge camwhore who has all the men of the forum eating out of her hand

Trolls – A forum of stoner hippies intent upon spreading love and happiness to all – Boss used to be a troll until he found the “magic herb” and realized that he totally loves everyone, man

Emo Kids – A forum of incorrigible optimists – Boss is an over-medicated ex-Emo who is psychotically happy… and one missed dose away from becoming an hero

Re-res – A forum of mathematicians – Boss is an idiot savant who, despite being a moron, is practically a human calculator

Below are for the new clbumes mentioned when you finish the game:

Hackers – A forum of federal agents dedicated to cybercrime – Boss is an ex-hacker who joined the feds for purely monetary reasons.

Permanoobs – A forum to help new internet users out – Boss is a happy-go-lucky guy who always helps people out and has infinite patience and an infinite number of stupid jokes.

EDIT: How I see the bosses working.
At first, everything seems normal. Until one poster in particular posts a response that does something unusual… and is specifically written in response to YOUR clbum. Using Camwhore as an example:
“You think you’re pretty, ****? The men here have taste! Bigger is better!”
[Bra shot of a very large, but not disgusting, woman]

Finally, after you pwn the last thread, a new one appears, started by the “boss.” Again with Camwhore example:
“[Username], you ****? You think you sexier than me? Aw no, you gonna get it!”
After that you face the “boss” who has his/her own ego and secondary stat, and uses a version of your own moves. Two examples for each non-spoiler, since I enjoyed writing these:

Bra shot – Big bra shot
Vivid Description of Sexual Escapades – Same, but always concerns a food fetish

Fap – Get stoned
Yo Momma – You’re a Fed

Depressing Poem – Overly sugary poem
Whine About School – Claim School is Going Fine

Drool on Keyboard – Differentiate equation
Hamster Parade – Hubble shot
Rasta-Theclown edited this message on 04/27/2008 6:55PM